Here are the results of last night’s real slubberknocker between Father John Misty’s beard taking on Ray LaMontagne’s facial broom. Here’s a transcript of the color commentary, which was provided by Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows and Michael Stipe’s Grizzly Adams fuzz. PGE: It’s pandemonium at the Staples Center as we’re just about ready for our main […]

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Blond locks. Blue eyes. Killer abs. Hot wife. Cute kids. Decent movies. Brad Pitt had everything already, why’d he have to go and take ownership of the mustache? Sure, it’s nice that the “Sexiest Man Alive” put the spotlight on the ‘stache months by growing a push broom during the filming of “Inglorious Basterds,” but […]

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